Have I told you?

Have I told you about my poor toe?

About how I tripped and fell flat yesterday evening and landed unglamourously before a bunch of kids and adults at the playground? How I picked myself up and hobbled home with scraped knees and a bloodied toe that bore the brunt of the fall? How the flesh of my right toe is now torn and the entire toe nail almost ripped out?

Did I tell you about how Rusty accidentally trod on that bandaged toe last night? And the throbbing pain that kept me awake at night?

Oh, well, no use crying over split milk. Better be more careful next time!

Meanwhile, how am I going to continue with my daily runs? Will my new toe nail grow out beautifully? What shoes am I going to wear to work? *wail*