Yesterday, they suddenly took me on a long car ride. I didn't even have time to say goodbye to Cookie and my friends. I like looking out of the car window and press my nose against the glass, watching the world go by. I don't care if the window is covered in my drool but hey, two pretty chicks waved at me yesterday!
Then I got into this little house. It's so difficult for me to walk on the smooth floors. I tried exploring the little rooms but nothing excites me here. There are no lizards or toads hiding behind the fridge. The patio is a little better. The two elephants are cute but they sit there all day doing nothing. I like sniffing around the plants for lizards but why does everyone get so nervous when I'm out here exploring. Am I so stupid to walk through the fencing? Come on!
One more thing, the kids are worried I would pee or crap in their rooms. I have dignity you know. Only mummy knows me best. She brings me out for walks in the neighbourhood. This morning, she took me to this big field where I finally did my business. When we got home, she wiped my butt with a piece of tissue. Can you believe that? Hey, I'm not a baby you know!
I like following her around the house. She spends alot of time in the kitchen and laundry room. I love to be around her because she cooks pork chop for me. The boys think I should only eat my measly dog food but Mummy loves me the most. She feeds me other yummy things. This morning, she made this delicious 'lou shee fun' noodle for the boys and she gave me some.
Now that she has gone to work, I feel miserable. When it rains, I'm stuck here with nothing to do. I can't go to the patio. I miss Cookie. Heck, I even miss that annoying stray living in the farm. I would die of shame if they ever see me on a leash. Don't mess with me. I'm the boss ok?
Sob. I wanna go home.