I pull into the garage to see Ting's (my niece) face pressed against the glass window in the living hall. She always runs to the window by the garage to greet me. What a joy to see her happy face!
Suddenly, she sticks out her tongue and licks the glass. I wave my finger at her, "Tsk! tsk! tsk! Don't do that. The glass is very dirty!" Her smile turns into a frown.
She turns away, and stick her fingers into the mouth. Her nanny calls out sternly, "Ting, don't put your fingers in your mouth! So dirty!"
Feeling miserable, she walks into the kitchen towards grandma who is about to open the refrigerator door. As she ambles closer, grandma says "No more snacks for you today. Go outside!"
By now, she's pulling the longest face.
She scans around the room and sees Rusty sleeping blissfully. It's time to vent! Pointing her finger, she shouts at him, "Aunty dowan you! Grandma dowan you! Everybody dowan you!"
Rusty can only look at her wondering "Now, what did I do? WTH is she bitching about!"