Wednesday 28 November 2007

How to fix my life?

I have been tagged by Mike to do this meme. It sounds simple really...but I have been cracking my head all morning! Help! I need to attend a course on 'quick thinking'.

The rules are as follows:
Devise a list of 5-10 courses you would take to fix your life.

It's more fun to be in classes with friends, so include one class from the person who tagged you that you'd also like to take. Tag 5 others.

These are the courses I really need to take to make my life more complete:

1. How to eat and stay slim forever
I mean eat anything, not just lettuce and carrot! I want yummy cakes and chocolates and ice cream in any amount without having to run like a greyhound for months after. Can I have my cake and eat it too? I wish!

2. How to ask for payment
There are some dumbasses in my life who have always evaded me when it comes to payment especially an ex-customer in New York. How to make him pay up without having to go on my knees or sue him, that I need to know!

3. How to sew beautifully
Yes, I would love to sew my own dresses and hem my clothes. I'm such a klutz when it comes to delicate tasks like this. I already knew that at the age of 8 when the girls in our class were asked to stitch patterns. I was so hopeless at it, I was relegated to weave baskets with the boys! How I wish I could crochet, knit or even make my own jewelry.

That's enough courses for today. If I think of anything else, I'll be sure to update.

5 comments:

The World According To Me said...

I'll go on course number 1 with you!

Anonymous said...

aaah..i'll join you on #3. i can barely do buttons!

Amel said...

Hi, Blur!

I'm also hopeless at sewing or handicraft making. :-((((

SOUL said...

i'm with you on ALL these!
where's the class?

Mike Minzes said...

I love your answers!!
See you in class Super Ting!!